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[wood_n_broom]

For anyone who doesn't know how to deal with this, since there seem to be vampires popping up everywhere, a head of garlic or two pieces of wood tied into a cross shape should do the trick if you...find any of them...interested in you.

If you need help with those things, I might be able to help you out some. Bloody hell, I wish I'd payed more

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[swrdnsymbology]

*have a Fayt stop in mid stride with a 'say whut' look on his face*

Vampires? Since when did this island have those?

[wood_n_broom]

*shrug* Dunno. But I've run into a few just these past couple days.

[swrdnsymbology]

... first a ghost.. now this... I am starting to get afraid of this damn island.

And what's quidditch?

[wood_n_broom]

*shrug* Ghosts are harmless--you shouldn't worry about them, really. And all you really need to do are the things I've already suggested.

[om_nom_nom_nom]

Vampires?

[wood_n_broom]

Right. More than one, too.

[om_nom_nom_nom]

Wow, I haven't seen one of those in ages! They hide better than the dwarves do! It's time to break out mom's anti-vampire wards, though.

[wood_n_broom]

What wards do you use?

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[betterthansecks]

It's not very nice to go giving away people's secrets, you know~ I'm trying to keep a low profile.

Re: Filtered

[wood_n_broom]

I didn't name you now, did I? Besides, got to give the others a fighting chance.

Re: Filtered

[betterthansecks]

You're making out to be some kidn of bad guy...

Re: Filtered

[wood_n_broom]

Not that. Just someone they need to be aware of.

[wood_n_broom]

Sounds kinda like pixies. Only thing is, vampires are more powerful than pixies. And they're our...er...human size.

[wood_n_broom]

You're from another planet? Bloody hell...

[wannabe_maiden]

Vampires? Can't you just beat them up?

[wood_n_broom]

If you're not strong enough, no. It's not easy for everyone.

[wannabe_maiden]

Are we even talking about the same vampires here?

[wood_n_broom]

I'd rather not chance assuming they're like the ones you're used to.