IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ
AHEM, IN THE WAKE OF A SERIES OF EVENTS IN WHICH I'M SURE ALL OF YOU ARE JUST THROWING YOURSELVES ON THE SACRIFICIAL ALTAR (ALTHOUGH WHY IS SOMETHING I'D LIKE EXPLAINED THANK YOU), I'D LIKE TO MAKE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
WOULD ALL YOU MORTALS PLEASE STAY DEAD FOR JUST...I DON'T KNOW- A WEEK? FOR THE SAKE OF THE GREAT BALANCE OF LIFE AND DEATH AND MY JOB? THIS IS A NECESSARY PUBLIC SERVICE, AND I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO MUCH ELSE IN THE REALM OF COMMUNITY SERVICE, LET ALONE PUBLIC.
I KNOW IT'S VERY HARD FOR YOU ALL TO WILLINGLY DIE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, BUT MAYBE THIS TIME AS YOU'RE ALL COLLAPSING AND WHATNOT JUST TELL WHATEVER GREAT FORCE THAT IS BRINGING YOU BACK THAT YOU'D LIKE TO STAY DEAD. IT CAN'T HURT. WOULD IT HELP IF I SAID PLEASE? I THINK IT WOULD.
PLEASE? WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOPPED WALNUTS?
((EDIT: mun is going to HP party; will not return until either tomorrow morning or late tomorrow night to tag))
WOULD ALL YOU MORTALS PLEASE STAY DEAD FOR JUST...I DON'T KNOW- A WEEK? FOR THE SAKE OF THE GREAT BALANCE OF LIFE AND DEATH AND MY JOB? THIS IS A NECESSARY PUBLIC SERVICE, AND I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO MUCH ELSE IN THE REALM OF COMMUNITY SERVICE, LET ALONE PUBLIC.
I KNOW IT'S VERY HARD FOR YOU ALL TO WILLINGLY DIE FOR THE GREATER GOOD, BUT MAYBE THIS TIME AS YOU'RE ALL COLLAPSING AND WHATNOT JUST TELL WHATEVER GREAT FORCE THAT IS BRINGING YOU BACK THAT YOU'D LIKE TO STAY DEAD. IT CAN'T HURT. WOULD IT HELP IF I SAID PLEASE? I THINK IT WOULD.
PLEASE? WITH A CHERRY ON TOP AND WHIPPED CREAM AND CHOPPED WALNUTS?
((EDIT: mun is going to HP party; will not return until either tomorrow morning or late tomorrow night to tag))