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[post_mortum]

AHEM- I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS BEFORE YOU ALL RETURN TO WHATEVER DREARY STATE YOU ARE IN AFTER LAST NIGHT'S FESTIVITIES

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[chainedbyred]

Sorry to make your life difficult, there, Death.

[post_mortum]

WELL, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, MR. TRINGHAM.

[chainedbyred]

You're gonna have a hard time getting your bony hands on me while my brother's still small, you realize.

[post_mortum]

OH WELL, I'LL LET SUSAN OR MORT HANDLE YOU WHEN THE TIME COMES. IF YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME, I'M AFRAID PUNCTUALITY IS REQUIRED.

[necronocere]

I'm afraid I don't have any suntan lotion, sir. I can freeze you, if that helps. ♥

[post_mortum]

OH NO, THAT WOULD MAKE ME FAR TOO BRITTLE FOR MY OWN GOOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, THOUGH.

[necronocere]

And what is this about a vacation? Do you control death or something like that?

[post_mortum]

OH, NOW WOULDN'T THAT BE AMUSING? HOWEVER, I DO NOT CONTROL DEATH. I AM DEATH.

[red_dharma]

It's been said anyone who dies here will in fact come back. You can't take anyone for good, I'm afraid.

[post_mortum]

I'M QUITE AWARE OF THAT FACT. BUT PEOPLE TAKING TOO LONG OFTEN MAKES ME THINK OTHERWISE...THUS THE CONFUSION.

[red_dharma]

Hmn, I'm afraid you'll have to learn some patience then. I admit it can be a bit misleading, but...

[post_mortum]

WELL YOU SEE, PEOPLE TEND TO ROT IF I WAIT TOO LONG. I MAY NOT HAVE SKIN, BUT I CAN STILL SMELL SOMETHING HORRENDOUS.

[reiner_rubin]

....

[post_mortum]

OH HELLO THERE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? GOLD, DARK BLUE, OR PURPLE?

[reiner_rubin]

... Gold. So I can see you if you're coming after me.

[post_mortum]

WHY THANK YOU! YOUR IMPUT IS GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTED. OH DON'T WORRY- YOU'LL KNOW REGARDLESS.

[son_o_sparda]

Gold sounds good. Throw poeple off. Though, personally, morea red person myself.

[post_mortum]

WELL YES SEE, I WORE RED LAST NIGHT JUST FOR FLAIR. IT WAS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE. REGARDLESS, THANK YOU MORTAL- YOUR IMPUT WILL BE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

[son_o_sparda]

S'a good ta hear. Can't be the same all the time.

[post_mortum]

ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I'M ON VACATION! I THINK I DESERVE TO LET THE "GRIM REAPER" ACT SLIDE A LITTLE BIT.