I don't find this very funny.
What the hell are we all supposed to do with no food? Everything's gone... I even had a candy bar in my bag, and it's just vanished. The wrapper is still there, perfectly sealed, but the bar's gone. Otherwise I'd say someone ran off with it.
You all can joke about eating each other as much as you want, but if we have to go long enough, it might just come down to that. I've read
Alive, all right, and it's creepy shit.
Whatever the hell is going on, I hope it's temporary. For all of our sakes.