Hahaha.
My my, everyone is so busy today! The island itself seems to have burst forth a lovely palette of foreigners and new comers alike! It's like a party! Hahaha, but really now, what is a party without festivities? Come now, you new and ignorant masses, surely you must have a good deal of ways to amuse me anew! I've never seen so many of you before!
It's like walking into a strangers house! You need to either be given a tour, or figure out the entirety of the layout on your own! Only in this case, the owner has ran off and left you needing to use the bathroom at the front door! Quick! Find the rest room you poor visitors, it's the only way to relieve yourself of our presence!
Hahaha, but that is a blatant lie! You won't be leaving, unless there is a divine act of some higher being. But really now, since when do those happen? Miracles are miracles because they don't come true~!
Ahhh, speaking of our lovely island, such a shame our dinosaurs all turned into these small plush animals! I was so looking forward to riding my raptor all over the place! Like a steed! Perhaps make him bite a head off or two! Hahaha, one can always dream though, can't he?
Tsk tsk, one way or another, a welcome to our visitors! I do hope you enjoy your stay! If you have questions, do inquire! I'm sure I'll be able to answer! If not, I'll make something up! I'm rather adept at that, after all! Hahahaha!
It's like walking into a strangers house! You need to either be given a tour, or figure out the entirety of the layout on your own! Only in this case, the owner has ran off and left you needing to use the bathroom at the front door! Quick! Find the rest room you poor visitors, it's the only way to relieve yourself of our presence!
Hahaha, but that is a blatant lie! You won't be leaving, unless there is a divine act of some higher being. But really now, since when do those happen? Miracles are miracles because they don't come true~!
Ahhh, speaking of our lovely island, such a shame our dinosaurs all turned into these small plush animals! I was so looking forward to riding my raptor all over the place! Like a steed! Perhaps make him bite a head off or two! Hahaha, one can always dream though, can't he?
Tsk tsk, one way or another, a welcome to our visitors! I do hope you enjoy your stay! If you have questions, do inquire! I'm sure I'll be able to answer! If not, I'll make something up! I'm rather adept at that, after all! Hahahaha!