Of Caves and Chocolate

[yankumicho]

I FOUND IT~~~~

I found the perfect place for the Yankumi Academy! This'll be great! It's a big cavern with what looks like a hall and little side caves coming off of it. All it needs is light and furniture. I'm so excited!

... But there's a great big rat in there. It's bigger than Minoru Can anyone help me get rid of it? It's really huge! Like

Comments

[killer_bombay]

Um..I could get rid of the rat if you want..

[yankumicho]

You could? He's really really big.

[killer_bombay]

Don't worry! I'll just use my darts.

[wow_exclamation]

You're starting a school?

[yankumicho]

Yup! There's lots of students here that have been away from their studies for much too long. They'll be behind when they get home.

I'm Yamaguchi Kumiko, I teach High School math. But you can call my Yankumi if you like.

[polite_sinner]

As big as a car? Goodness, that's an unusual size for a rodent. I didn't think those could exist.

[yankumicho]

Yeah, it is... It chased me out of the cave. I didn't know it was its home.

[polite_sinner]

Ah, well, if the cave is already occupied, perhaps you shouldn't disturb it?

[yankumicho]

But... it's perfect for what I need! *rolls up sweatshirt sleeves* I'll go pull it out myself!

[marooned_lion]

...A rat larger than Minoru-san? Yankumi, stay away from it! It's dangerous!

[yankumicho]

Yes, I think it's too much takoyaki. It'll be alright, it's only a rat. And I'm not giving up on this cave.

[marooned_lion]

A rat the size of a CAR. Even you might have some trouble with that, Yankumi.

[yankumicho]

You don't think I can do it, do you?