Jan 15, 2007 20:28
Okay... here goes-
...whoa. What just happened? It suddenly got brighter- Is this SAND the Key's stuck in?!
...okay, this isn't right. I was on the roof, about to free Lorelei, beat Van, etcetera, etcetera... Where the hell am I now?
I promised I'd come back... I have to get out of here. And free Lorelei. The world's not gonna save itself, and we were so close we can't give up now... guess I'll have to find a port.
...if there is a port. This might be some sort of desert island or something, might not be any ports... but if it is populated, and anyone knows my dad, I can just say, 'Hey, I'm the son of Duke Fabre. Can I have a boat home? He'll pay you when I get back.' He'll probably be kinda pissed that I was messing around on an island instead of freeing Lorelei, but he'll understand... I mean, if he still calls me his son even though I'm a replica, he's gotta let me come home occasionally, right?
...uh... wait wait WAIT. How did I end up on an island in the FIRST PLACE? Did Van use one last trick or something?! This isn't right- and great, there's a dingo chewing my foot. This isn't working out.
DAMMIT, why isn't anyone LISTENING TO ME? I'm used to being ignored, but DAMMIT THIS IS DIFFERENT I'M ON A FUCKING ISLAND ALL OF A SUDDEN.
...Tear... I'm sorry. It looks like it'll be a while before I get back... at least as long as it takes me to build a boat or whatever.
...I hope Jade doesn't tell everyone that I wimped out or anything stupid like that.