GOD!!??! er, I mean, GEESE?!?!?!?
I forgot what this was inspired by.
SO OKAY. There are geese around the island right now. And they're angry geese things.
For one, they peck and they bite. You know how animals are.
TWO, they spout out creepy nursery rhymes. For example, everyone knows about the story of Jack and Jill, right? (If you don't, just google the story, and something will pop up). Well, the geese might say something like:
"Jill pushed Jack unto his death/when he had paused to catch his breath./She felt remorse for the first time/and threw herself not far behind."
Credit goes to Gris Grimly's Wicked Nursery Rhymes. This link should give you an idea of the level of "creepiness" that I'm talking about.
Three, they may or may not chase you around.
Four, at least they're yummy.
Enjoy!
This will last one day (Friday aka August 10th).
SO OKAY. There are geese around the island right now. And they're angry geese things.
For one, they peck and they bite. You know how animals are.
TWO, they spout out creepy nursery rhymes. For example, everyone knows about the story of Jack and Jill, right? (If you don't, just google the story, and something will pop up). Well, the geese might say something like:
"Jill pushed Jack unto his death/when he had paused to catch his breath./She felt remorse for the first time/and threw herself not far behind."
Credit goes to Gris Grimly's Wicked Nursery Rhymes. This link should give you an idea of the level of "creepiness" that I'm talking about.
Three, they may or may not chase you around.
Four, at least they're yummy.
Enjoy!
This will last one day (Friday aka August 10th).