epipen me
In recent events of me taking an advil and ending up in the ER, i had a nice little thought that, things could be worse. I could be sticking a huge needle in my thigh, right? Well, horray..things just got worse! Let me introduce you to the epipen, this adorable little magic marker like device SHOOTS A GOD DAMN NEEDLE IN MY THIGH in case of any more serious allergic reactions. If i ever pick up an asprin again, please, punch me in the face. I would rather the black eye.
Do not let the picture fool you, i bet this hurts.
...not my leg. where is his shirt?
Here is the reality:
again, not my leg, arm, or hideous outfit.
you;re seriously going to tell me this isnt going to fucking hurt if i ever god forbid need to use it? hey, uh..err...fuck you! i dont see you jamming a huge magic marker needle into your thigh.
Lindsey Lohans new song/video makes me cry.