shakira, mandarin orange green tea, college, and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I downloaded Shakira's new album. It's in spanish. I don't understand a word. Sounds like gibberish and the marshmellow puff man put together. See what i mean? Thought so. She's uber sexy, in that, foreign, fake blonde with black roots, belly jiggling kinda way. I guess thats the equation for sexy nowadays. Oh yeah, and I can move like her. She taught me how to dance back in the days of Ojos Asi. Thank you Shakira. Because of you, I am a dancing attention whore. Anybody notice when she sings in enlgish she sounds like a horse? Anyways, on to the shittiest drink ever!
Mandarin Orange Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey. and yes, specification is neccessary. I had this at my job the other day, and i wanted to vomit up every meal ive ever had since birth. Seriously. It's that bad.
School started yesterday. such a transition going from nassau to queensborough. Instead of hearing "oh my god, my louis vouitton bag is dirty, where do i get it dry cleaned?" To hearing " What up nigga! I cut someones throat last night!" Ok, maybe not, but you get the idea. I realize I don't enjoy many people. Takes awhile for me to like anyone. Im getting better at it though. Being nice isnt very easy. Since my math teacher is crippled and shimmies around the room on his crutches like a snake, while i kind of chuckle underneath my breath. It's so wrong, i know. But hes asian,and he talks funny so i'll say thats why im laughing. Im gonna call him mister shimmie shakes.
After a discussion with the boy over pizza last night i rememberd how much i was obsessed with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. I have the movie, what a great piece of film. It makes me smile to know that the 80s/90s was filled with bad fashion, badder hair, bangles, and green mutated turtles being taught by a ninja master rat. I miss my purple leggings and my love for Raphael. Things are so easy when you're young and easily amused by things like that. I miss it. I hate being 21. I might be the only one.