Stupid meme, coming to my country, taking our jobs.

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LJ Interests meme results

1. beer:
   Oh come on. I've got this bottle of tequila in my house, right, thats been there since my birthday last year. It's half full. Last night I took two shots of it, and it was like drinking water. I didn't even need to snakebite it. I've had so much chinese corn liquor that I can drink tequila with lunch. So beer is just a substitute for tea now.
2. chinese:
   Seeing as I would like to function in China beyond the normal "I can get to a restaurant without getting lost/killed" range of communication, I can say I am interested in Chinese.
3. dao lang:
   Dao Lang is this singer from Chengdu who sings in this weird Mongolian style that is teh awesome. He's also ugly, so there's no mooning on my part to distract me from the singing.
4. dungeons and dragons:
   The glue that bonded me to many friends. D&D is like long form improv with paper.
5. french:
   I'm not interested in French anymore. I should remove this. I can't speak it anymore. The thing that will prevent me from becoming a linguist is that I will not be able to hold more than two languages i my head at the same time. No one can live at that speed.
   
6. hebrew:
   It started because I wanted to read Foucault's Pendulum. Nowadays I don't really care. I think the writing system is purdy, though.
7. jung ji hoon:
   I....I can't.....explain....why he makes me feel the way I do. This feeeeeling, deep down inside....somewhere around the crotch area, behind the paynts....jyuagedfils vdsljvninlk vlkf hot motherfucking holy bejezzuen. Snarf!
8. legolas:
   Wow, this makes me realize how long it's been since I looked at my interests list.
9. men:
   Somewhere...behind the paynts....Actually, forget men. Recently I realized I hate them. They lie, and they know they lie and they don't care. And they are stupid, genuinely stupid. No offence to the ones on my friends list.
10. sci-fi:
    Always loved it probably because I wanna go to space someday and be the person on the ship who has to translate for the aliens.

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