Danke, Deutschland

Nov 15, 2006 12:46

In China, a large amount of the citizens of a good sized city are likely to know some smattering of English. According to my calculations which I performed while walking down the street over the past three years, EVERY citizen of China knows the word "hello," no matter if they live in Beijing or a hut in a gorge off the side of the railroad tracks ( Read more... )

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the_reda November 15 2006, 13:15:25 UTC
//"English Ultra Expansion Pack.//

That sounds like Mircosoft marketing.

How about the shareware version: English; German for Dummies!

And since you asked so nicely, the corrected version of the porn spam. You were not that far off:

//Fuck yourself through the biggest tit-paradise (ever) and enjoy the thousands of pictures and videos. Lots and lots of trailors and shitloads of tits. Endless tit-fucks as well as group action (sex) lie ahead of you/ are waiting for you. Real big tits and dirty horny girls need to get fucked so hard that their big pear shaped tit really get moving/swinging.//

Which brings me to the MOST important question:
Why does she get the interesting spam? And I only get the 'viagra' ads?

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mamaevel November 16 2006, 05:17:40 UTC
ah pears...the sexiest of the fruit...

ficke ficke ficke

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