Survey McDoodle
I get the feeling I've done this one before.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Barrie
Tian Li Mei
I. Rage Robbins
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
blg100: I amsdo drunkk rightnow jen.,.!@
SillyBean: I know what you're wearing. I am outside your bedroom window up there in Canada.
JesusChristTheSavior: HEAR ME OH YAHOO BSDM CHATROOM! Eternal brimstone awaits those of you who are laciviously PM-ing. Why do you choose to condemn your souls to damnation?
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
"She had lips like sofa pillows."
"She had eyes like halogen bulbs."
"Her hair fell in a curtain over her shoulders." Physical appearances are just decoration for poor foundations and bad wiring.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Calves o' The Horse You Rode In On (I've been cheated out of wearing high-boots all my life)
Arms o' The Bat That Got Away
Neck o' The Tree Stump You Rub For Luck On Showtime at the Apollo.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
"Je suis une tortue."
"We're a country *colonized* by wankers!"
"Yurgie fergie de-bort-bort-bort." (waves saltshaker)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Speaking Chinese to someone from out of town, where they have this ridiculous dialect that's something between birdcalls and Barang-Barang.
Bargaining for stuff with a bunch of onlookers who think I'm a stupid foreigner, and who CROW over cheating me out of 5 cents.
Trying to dance when Koreans are present, breakdancing in circles around me, while I attempt to "raise" the "roof."
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Cigarettes, sadly.
Space age mobile phone with intentionally horrid polyphonic ringtone...yesssss.
Bus fare. I really love that I can get from one side of a city containing 6.5 million people to the other with 1/8 of an American dollar.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
A black tee shirt (boob shirt) that says "The Company Who Looks ALWAYS During the Night Traffic Campaign SAFETY Like Lost Child's Kitten." Under this in smaller print: "You who is popular to keep a treasure public morals committee." I'm not kidding. I chose to buy this shirt in lieu of the one that said "Professional Snowboard Pixel."
Hip to the hop silver and white shoes made of netting and a sole.
Stretch jeans with obvious green stitching.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
Issa: "I will plaaay this satisfy! Play this satisfy! Yes I rock you!" This is off his album "Extention, Da Pumpy."
Edison Chan: "PAPA SHUO MAMA SHUO! DOU SI WEI LE NI!" (Dad talks, mom talks, both are fucking with you!)
Rain: "Ei-rok-ay hu-hu hu-hu, I'm cryeen..." This dude is totally huohuo-lala in Korea right now.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
"Those pants are not as flattering as they should be on your stupendous bod, darling." (honesty)
"Crashing that Chinese mafia party dressed as businesspeople sounds like an AWESOME idea!" (verve)
"Leave me alone. I'm absorbed in my soon-to-be famous blockbuster screenplay/graduate studies/short story/magazine collage/paper mache statue of Halle Berry." (drive to DO something)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I'm fed up with classes.
I rode a motorcycle to school a week ago.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Perceptable definition between shoulders and waist (The "V" torso)
I'm starting to prefer the slanty eyes.
Large-ish lips.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Reading
Shopping (GAK!! Yes. It has happened.)
Studying Chinese
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Write a book about Emporer Qin's Last Calligrapher.
Bite my fingernails.
Look at porn, but I'm on my office computer, so I don't know how wise that would be.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
"These tombs appear to open with the El Corazon hexagon...WHAT TH--!"
"Bernie, WHY is the director taking a *breath* before casting me?"
"To this writer, Kazghertisnazan's breathtaking mountains aren't half as engaging as their monetary system, which consists of compliments and collections of body hair."
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
"These tombs appear to open with the El Corazon hexagon...WHAT TH--!"
"We're a country *colonized* by wankers!"
"I cannot possibly accept this mobile phone number as it does not contain Allah's holy combination of digits."
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
"Station! Get your ass out of that body-bubble and finish your cryptology homework!"
"I'm sorry to tell you that Arrow has Asperger's Syndrome."
"Ever since I became a soldier, I hated my mother for naming me Ender."
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Shave my head (I will if you will, Jen Pope.)
Publish.
Spawn.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
"You call that chugging?"
"Take off your britches. Now."
"YOU CAN'T HOT-SWAP THAT YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE WHOLE MACHINE!"
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
"I have to wash my hair before we leave."
"Yes, I'm taking my messenger bag."
"Ohhh look at da KITTENS! KITTY WITTY BAAAY-BIES! YES YOU ARE!"
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
Rain.
Jet Li (intermittently, I dunno what's up with this. Something about the look on his face when Emporer Qin tells him he's gonna eradicate a billion ancient Chinese characters and standardize the writing system in "Hero" makes me smile.)
Oded Fehr - But only if he's got those weird Arabic (??) tribal markings on his face. And of course he's on a horse.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Barrie
Tian Li Mei
I. Rage Robbins
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
blg100: I amsdo drunkk rightnow jen.,.!@
SillyBean: I know what you're wearing. I am outside your bedroom window up there in Canada.
JesusChristTheSavior: HEAR ME OH YAHOO BSDM CHATROOM! Eternal brimstone awaits those of you who are laciviously PM-ing. Why do you choose to condemn your souls to damnation?
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
"She had lips like sofa pillows."
"She had eyes like halogen bulbs."
"Her hair fell in a curtain over her shoulders." Physical appearances are just decoration for poor foundations and bad wiring.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Calves o' The Horse You Rode In On (I've been cheated out of wearing high-boots all my life)
Arms o' The Bat That Got Away
Neck o' The Tree Stump You Rub For Luck On Showtime at the Apollo.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
"Je suis une tortue."
"We're a country *colonized* by wankers!"
"Yurgie fergie de-bort-bort-bort." (waves saltshaker)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Speaking Chinese to someone from out of town, where they have this ridiculous dialect that's something between birdcalls and Barang-Barang.
Bargaining for stuff with a bunch of onlookers who think I'm a stupid foreigner, and who CROW over cheating me out of 5 cents.
Trying to dance when Koreans are present, breakdancing in circles around me, while I attempt to "raise" the "roof."
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Cigarettes, sadly.
Space age mobile phone with intentionally horrid polyphonic ringtone...yesssss.
Bus fare. I really love that I can get from one side of a city containing 6.5 million people to the other with 1/8 of an American dollar.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
A black tee shirt (boob shirt) that says "The Company Who Looks ALWAYS During the Night Traffic Campaign SAFETY Like Lost Child's Kitten." Under this in smaller print: "You who is popular to keep a treasure public morals committee." I'm not kidding. I chose to buy this shirt in lieu of the one that said "Professional Snowboard Pixel."
Hip to the hop silver and white shoes made of netting and a sole.
Stretch jeans with obvious green stitching.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
Issa: "I will plaaay this satisfy! Play this satisfy! Yes I rock you!" This is off his album "Extention, Da Pumpy."
Edison Chan: "PAPA SHUO MAMA SHUO! DOU SI WEI LE NI!" (Dad talks, mom talks, both are fucking with you!)
Rain: "Ei-rok-ay hu-hu hu-hu, I'm cryeen..." This dude is totally huohuo-lala in Korea right now.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
"Those pants are not as flattering as they should be on your stupendous bod, darling." (honesty)
"Crashing that Chinese mafia party dressed as businesspeople sounds like an AWESOME idea!" (verve)
"Leave me alone. I'm absorbed in my soon-to-be famous blockbuster screenplay/graduate studies/short story/magazine collage/paper mache statue of Halle Berry." (drive to DO something)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I'm fed up with classes.
I rode a motorcycle to school a week ago.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Perceptable definition between shoulders and waist (The "V" torso)
I'm starting to prefer the slanty eyes.
Large-ish lips.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Reading
Shopping (GAK!! Yes. It has happened.)
Studying Chinese
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Write a book about Emporer Qin's Last Calligrapher.
Bite my fingernails.
Look at porn, but I'm on my office computer, so I don't know how wise that would be.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
"These tombs appear to open with the El Corazon hexagon...WHAT TH--!"
"Bernie, WHY is the director taking a *breath* before casting me?"
"To this writer, Kazghertisnazan's breathtaking mountains aren't half as engaging as their monetary system, which consists of compliments and collections of body hair."
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
"These tombs appear to open with the El Corazon hexagon...WHAT TH--!"
"We're a country *colonized* by wankers!"
"I cannot possibly accept this mobile phone number as it does not contain Allah's holy combination of digits."
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
"Station! Get your ass out of that body-bubble and finish your cryptology homework!"
"I'm sorry to tell you that Arrow has Asperger's Syndrome."
"Ever since I became a soldier, I hated my mother for naming me Ender."
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Shave my head (I will if you will, Jen Pope.)
Publish.
Spawn.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
"You call that chugging?"
"Take off your britches. Now."
"YOU CAN'T HOT-SWAP THAT YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE WHOLE MACHINE!"
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
"I have to wash my hair before we leave."
"Yes, I'm taking my messenger bag."
"Ohhh look at da KITTENS! KITTY WITTY BAAAY-BIES! YES YOU ARE!"
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
Rain.
Jet Li (intermittently, I dunno what's up with this. Something about the look on his face when Emporer Qin tells him he's gonna eradicate a billion ancient Chinese characters and standardize the writing system in "Hero" makes me smile.)
Oded Fehr - But only if he's got those weird Arabic (??) tribal markings on his face. And of course he's on a horse.