first psych-out [COMMENTLOG]

[i_psy]

[ Someone is knocking at your door. Obviously, it is someone new. Luckily, it is someone who is mostly nosy instead of mostly stupid and is somewhat oblivious to what's going, though he knows that whatever it is, it is not good. Which is why he's not quite stopping knocking until he gets an answer and a room to duck into for a while. ]Singing

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[messyturk]

[Of course Reno answers, though he looks disappointed that you're not who he thought you were.]

What're you talking about?

[i_psy]

Desperate times, desperate measures. I bring a peace offering.

[ It's not girl scout cookies. It is a pineapple. ] --In exchange to information as to why I just got kidnapped and who did so!

[messyturk]

Desperate what?! The hell're you talking about? This is just another boat man, don't get your panties in a knot. It's perfectly sa... wait. Did you say kidnapped?

[Excuse him, someone shouting and banging on his door woke him up out of a nap. He's taking the pinapple though. Thanks!]

The hell kinda fruit is this?

[i_psy]

Well, I'm pretty sure waking up somewhere you're pretty sure you had no intention of going to with no idea how you got there is kidnapping.

Or drinking gone horribly wrong, but I can rule that out.

[ Raising an eyebrow at that ] You've never had a pineapple?

[messyturk]

Well, or bein' on pain meds after getting your ass kicked. [Not that he's experiencing that at the moment.]

Of course I've heard of pineapple, just thought it would look different than this. Only see it in cans or bars back home.

[i_psy]

Or all three! But I can't remember doing any of those.

You, my friend, are in for a treat in that case.

[messyturk]

Probably, though I'm pretty sure I don't have a hangover... kidnapping then. [a sigh]

Least it's not some sorta basement with mold everywhere or a laboratory where you know you're gonna get things stuck in you. Hell, the beds 're pretty damn comfy if ya ask me.

[i_psy]

You're accepting that pretty well, sounds like.

... And if those are the other options, I can see why you'd be accepting it so well.

[messyturk]

Eh, I'm used to dealing with things.

Who'd you say you were? [He's not stupid and this is sort of strange. Even with the pineapple of peace.]

[i_psy]

Shawn Spencer, Head Psychic of the Santa Barbara Police Department. What about you?

[messyturk]

Reno. What's a Santa Barbara anyway? Someplace in Wutai?

[He's pretty sure it isn't on any map he's ever seen of the rest of his world.]

[i_psy]

-- Wutai? Try California. USA?

[messyturk]

Huh? That... doesn't exist. It's just Wutai and what Shin-Ra owns, maybe you got hit on the head or somethin' man.

[i_psy]

... wait. So you think the United States of America doesn't exist?

[messyturk]

I know it doesn't exist. It's jus' Wutai, an' the areas surrounding the towns. I read maps all the time and your United States place isn't on it.

[i_psy]

... Alright. Just so you know, I've never heard of Wutai.