Oh shit...

[i_pick_my_nose]

...I've almost never been so drunk in my life. Last night I got so bloody fucked up whoever let me get behind the wheel was a complete fucking moron. Apparently I drove to a park down the road from the house we were partying at in Holly fucking Hill. I passed out on the steering wheel with the fucking car on and woke up an hour later out of gas with my battery dead. Now those of you who know a damn thing about cars know it's REALLY fuckin bad to run a fuel injection car out of gas. Well I done it. Some random dude helped us out and I didn't get home until noon. By the time I got home I was still drunk enough to completely miss the toilet trying to piss, fall in the bathtub, wake up an hour later with my pants still off. I just stopped puking at 5pm and at 2am I just now am starting to feel like I'm not going to die afterall. I was supposed to party again tonight but I think if I drank anything right now I'd probably go into some kind of shock and die.

-I met a fun guy. Then I drank him under the table. Like I do with most fun guys.

-I know your never talking about me but sometimes I try to convince myself you are. Gives me a sense of false hope.