livejournal, we meet again.
so it's been about 3 months or so since my last post. i'm not dead, just so those who read this know, and kingston is in my sights post-labour day weekend sometime. i want to see frosh from the outside to see what fucktards we all were for doing it last year. i was in montreal, um, 5 hours ago and i got to see the UQAM froshies doing pushups on the corner of st-catherine and st-denis. so i got to laugh at them for a) being frosh and b)going to UQAM.
no i'm serious. that school is a joke. its main building is right across from "La Calèche du Sexe". those i can't laugh at, however, are the ones who go to that McGill place you may have heard of. they get a decent education, and they're not stuck in kingston for 8 months. *shaking fist of jealousy at montrealers*
and we're bringing back the positive attitude. *positive attitude-ing*
there we go. so yes, a key priority in all of your lives right now should be finding chris a fake ID so that he can actually start enjoying this fucking province's finer establishments, unless of course there are places that have gotten really lazy with the carding thing, as most in ottawa seem to have. Case in point:
Bouncer: "Can I see some ID please?"
Chris: "Um, I left it in my bag."
Bouncer: "Alright, that's fine."
*Chris walks into bar*
/End Scene/
......Hm. So yes, let's all get together and make Chris's social life a priority, shall we?
Yes. Yes we shall.
no i'm serious. that school is a joke. its main building is right across from "La Calèche du Sexe". those i can't laugh at, however, are the ones who go to that McGill place you may have heard of. they get a decent education, and they're not stuck in kingston for 8 months. *shaking fist of jealousy at montrealers*
and we're bringing back the positive attitude. *positive attitude-ing*
there we go. so yes, a key priority in all of your lives right now should be finding chris a fake ID so that he can actually start enjoying this fucking province's finer establishments, unless of course there are places that have gotten really lazy with the carding thing, as most in ottawa seem to have. Case in point:
Bouncer: "Can I see some ID please?"
Chris: "Um, I left it in my bag."
Bouncer: "Alright, that's fine."
*Chris walks into bar*
/End Scene/
......Hm. So yes, let's all get together and make Chris's social life a priority, shall we?
Yes. Yes we shall.