A bedtime story for Kyle Betts....
There once was a seahorse named charlie.
Charlie wanted to swim to Mexico City.
Try as he might, Charlie just couldn't make it there. You see, there was a very large boat parade happening that day and the current was so strong, poor little Charlie just couldn't swim against. But then, something fantastic happened. One by one all the ships started to blow up. The force was so strong that it blew Charlie right up to the moon. However, there is no water on the moon and this posed a rather large problem for Charlie. But instead of pouting and withering away, Charlie decided to build his own lake. He wiggled and wiggled until finally he had a hole so deep, water started spewing from the centre of the moon (this is really how waves are created...The water god lives in the moon, duh).
Proud of his accomplishment, Charlie ate a feast fit for a king! Burger Kind that is to say.(A whopper combo with fries and a coke).
And for dessert, he helped himself to some poon tang.
Just when Charlie thought all the excitement was over, Jesus came back to Earth (Charlie saw him rocket by).
Jesus landed in the small city of Oshawa. While on his way tot he local church, Jesus met a boy. Now not keeping in tradition with his representatives of the church, Jesus did not molest this boy. Instead he asked, "Whaddup?" to which the boy, who happened to be none other than Kyle Betts replied, "Hello Jesus".
And without saying a word more, the two began to play haki sack.
Their game was cut short, however, when Mary called Jesus in for dinner. But don't be dismayed, Jesus ate delicious fish with John the Baptist (who incedently was high at the time). Upon discovering the JTB was high, Mary kicked him out of the house! Having nothing to do, JTB went over to Kyle's house and played Xboc, a new game consol which was developped after BOC bought out Microsoft. They sued Microsoft because they discovered that it was brainwashing the masses. In order to prove this brainwashing, they used their secret weapon. Jon Tran!! Poor Jon Tran played so my Xbox games, he was brainwashed into thinking it was a great idea to have a penis implant....On his forehead.
The End
N.B- I am in no way responsible for the contents of this story. All ideas are property of Kyle Betts, and only Kyle Betts.
Charlie wanted to swim to Mexico City.
Try as he might, Charlie just couldn't make it there. You see, there was a very large boat parade happening that day and the current was so strong, poor little Charlie just couldn't swim against. But then, something fantastic happened. One by one all the ships started to blow up. The force was so strong that it blew Charlie right up to the moon. However, there is no water on the moon and this posed a rather large problem for Charlie. But instead of pouting and withering away, Charlie decided to build his own lake. He wiggled and wiggled until finally he had a hole so deep, water started spewing from the centre of the moon (this is really how waves are created...The water god lives in the moon, duh).
Proud of his accomplishment, Charlie ate a feast fit for a king! Burger Kind that is to say.(A whopper combo with fries and a coke).
And for dessert, he helped himself to some poon tang.
Just when Charlie thought all the excitement was over, Jesus came back to Earth (Charlie saw him rocket by).
Jesus landed in the small city of Oshawa. While on his way tot he local church, Jesus met a boy. Now not keeping in tradition with his representatives of the church, Jesus did not molest this boy. Instead he asked, "Whaddup?" to which the boy, who happened to be none other than Kyle Betts replied, "Hello Jesus".
And without saying a word more, the two began to play haki sack.
Their game was cut short, however, when Mary called Jesus in for dinner. But don't be dismayed, Jesus ate delicious fish with John the Baptist (who incedently was high at the time). Upon discovering the JTB was high, Mary kicked him out of the house! Having nothing to do, JTB went over to Kyle's house and played Xboc, a new game consol which was developped after BOC bought out Microsoft. They sued Microsoft because they discovered that it was brainwashing the masses. In order to prove this brainwashing, they used their secret weapon. Jon Tran!! Poor Jon Tran played so my Xbox games, he was brainwashed into thinking it was a great idea to have a penis implant....On his forehead.
The End
N.B- I am in no way responsible for the contents of this story. All ideas are property of Kyle Betts, and only Kyle Betts.