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ok i learned some things, some very valuable things while ur drunk that you need to remeber.
1. don't go for late night walks without a designated "sidewalk walker"
2. alchohol makes you like to rhyme non stop, **for some people*****mike**.......
3. when u slap yourself it feels really cool, and u don't want to stop.
4. when u step bare-foot on a burning match it still hurts.
5. opening the door of a NON-moving car may result in you falling out of the car....
6. don't go golfing when ur drunk...... it's not to fun....:)**personal experience**
7. fire is like 10x cooler......
8. u start to randomly call people at 4:30 in the morning.
10. you find your friend's mom sleeping in your mom's bed.
11. apparently you can cut urself without it hurting... mike.... again......
so ya learning can be fun.....:) lol.
"your not tim, u trikster" haha omg mike. dumb ass fucker.
FUCK CARS!!!
1. don't go for late night walks without a designated "sidewalk walker"
2. alchohol makes you like to rhyme non stop, **for some people*****mike**.......
3. when u slap yourself it feels really cool, and u don't want to stop.
4. when u step bare-foot on a burning match it still hurts.
5. opening the door of a NON-moving car may result in you falling out of the car....
6. don't go golfing when ur drunk...... it's not to fun....:)**personal experience**
7. fire is like 10x cooler......
8. u start to randomly call people at 4:30 in the morning.
10. you find your friend's mom sleeping in your mom's bed.
11. apparently you can cut urself without it hurting... mike.... again......
so ya learning can be fun.....:) lol.
"your not tim, u trikster" haha omg mike. dumb ass fucker.
FUCK CARS!!!