This was my face five seconds ago re: my phone.
Incidentally, I was probably screaming the exact same thing.
Also, my phone is now named Ryu. IDEK.
BUT GODDAMMIT I KNOW YOU'RE UP FOR RENEWAL AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF YOU BUT I'M BEING AN APPLE FANBOY AND THE IPHONE 5 IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT IN SEPTEMBER YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME YET D=
...oh, false alarm. Neither screen was turning on (it's a clamshell with a touch screen outside and a conventional screen/keypad inside), and I was FREAKED.