SO CONFLICTED.
On one hand, I think I fell in love with Mimi when she broke down in tears during the first challenge. (Apparently, big girls DO cry.)
On the other hand, I have to rep my hometown pride and Carmen is literally from the next town over.
On the OTHER other hand, I now want a fucking Cosmopolitan, because Juju is totally #1 in my heart for life. (I still think that bitch got ROBBED. Sort of. Maybe. I liked her, but really, if anything, Raven probably should have won last year.)
Decision: Cosmo.
Also, I'm totally calling Mimi going home. They pulled this SAME SHIT with Mystique last year in the Disco Shortening challenge.
Also, I had to find the one RDR-related tag I had. That was the best line that...fuck, was it Raven or Tatianna last year? I think it was Raven, but I can't remember. It was awesome, though.
What is also awesome is this.
[edit]DEAR GOD JESSICA MARRY ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[edit2]OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST SAW DELTA'S WORK
Also, Ru's been saving the big girls. Honestly, I thought Stacy's runway outfit was the weakest - I liked Phoenix's better, and definitely better than Delta's. But Phoenix's acting was SHITTY, and so was her lipsynch. If you're doing Gaga, you GAGA THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. BELT IT.
ESPECIALLY if it's "Bad Romance." NO HOLDS FUCKING BARRED.
So far, the trend has seemed to be challenge > lipsynch > runway. If I had to go off of runway alone, I would have sent Shangela back to the ghetto from whence she came the first week. Again. But she was actually classy last week - I could tell Ru was appalled by Venus's catfighting, and how she tried to drag Shangela into it.
Venus, on the other hand, I think they were too hard on her outfit. It wasn't ABYSMAL, and yeah, I liked the headpiece. It was just...no, you do not catfight unless Our Holy Mother Ru tells you to. At least, on the main stage. In the Illusions Lounge, all bets are off.
Honestly, though, I liked Carmen's concept - it's just the execution FELL APART. BITCH IF U CAN'T MOVE YO HEAD THEN U NEED TO FIX YO WEAVE.
I'd have made her lipsynch, but seriously, her headpiece would have fallen off, and bitch has enough problems already. Besides, I like her ass, even if she's totally Tatiannaing it up. (To be fair, Tatianna almost Tatiannaed her way into the finals last year. And, to be honest, the only reason she didn't Tatianna her way into the finals was because Ru wanted to visit yet ANOTHER indignity on Jujubee.)
But HOW WRONG I WAS ABOUT MIMI AMIRITE OR AMIRITE. Just. damn Bitch was a bit TOO hammy in the trailer, but she fucking nailed it on the runway. LADIES THIS IS HOW YOU DRESS A BIG GIRL ON THE RUNWAY.
Also, re: Jessica Wild - OH MY GOD THEY GOT HER PUSHING BERRY AÇAI. HER COMMERCIAL IS ALL ABOUT BERRY AÇAI. I seriously don't know whether I love Jessica or Ru (that evil bitch) more. Probably Jessica, just because I'm so proud of the bitch.
Also, I lost count of how many times I used the word "bitch" in this entry.
On the other hand, I have to rep my hometown pride and Carmen is literally from the next town over.
On the OTHER other hand, I now want a fucking Cosmopolitan, because Juju is totally #1 in my heart for life. (I still think that bitch got ROBBED. Sort of. Maybe. I liked her, but really, if anything, Raven probably should have won last year.)
Decision: Cosmo.
Also, I'm totally calling Mimi going home. They pulled this SAME SHIT with Mystique last year in the Disco Shortening challenge.
Also, I had to find the one RDR-related tag I had. That was the best line that...fuck, was it Raven or Tatianna last year? I think it was Raven, but I can't remember. It was awesome, though.
What is also awesome is this.
[edit]DEAR GOD JESSICA MARRY ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[edit2]OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST SAW DELTA'S WORK
Also, Ru's been saving the big girls. Honestly, I thought Stacy's runway outfit was the weakest - I liked Phoenix's better, and definitely better than Delta's. But Phoenix's acting was SHITTY, and so was her lipsynch. If you're doing Gaga, you GAGA THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. BELT IT.
ESPECIALLY if it's "Bad Romance." NO HOLDS FUCKING BARRED.
So far, the trend has seemed to be challenge > lipsynch > runway. If I had to go off of runway alone, I would have sent Shangela back to the ghetto from whence she came the first week. Again. But she was actually classy last week - I could tell Ru was appalled by Venus's catfighting, and how she tried to drag Shangela into it.
Venus, on the other hand, I think they were too hard on her outfit. It wasn't ABYSMAL, and yeah, I liked the headpiece. It was just...no, you do not catfight unless Our Holy Mother Ru tells you to. At least, on the main stage. In the Illusions Lounge, all bets are off.
Honestly, though, I liked Carmen's concept - it's just the execution FELL APART. BITCH IF U CAN'T MOVE YO HEAD THEN U NEED TO FIX YO WEAVE.
I'd have made her lipsynch, but seriously, her headpiece would have fallen off, and bitch has enough problems already. Besides, I like her ass, even if she's totally Tatiannaing it up. (To be fair, Tatianna almost Tatiannaed her way into the finals last year. And, to be honest, the only reason she didn't Tatianna her way into the finals was because Ru wanted to visit yet ANOTHER indignity on Jujubee.)
But HOW WRONG I WAS ABOUT MIMI AMIRITE OR AMIRITE. Just. damn Bitch was a bit TOO hammy in the trailer, but she fucking nailed it on the runway. LADIES THIS IS HOW YOU DRESS A BIG GIRL ON THE RUNWAY.
Also, re: Jessica Wild - OH MY GOD THEY GOT HER PUSHING BERRY AÇAI. HER COMMERCIAL IS ALL ABOUT BERRY AÇAI. I seriously don't know whether I love Jessica or Ru (that evil bitch) more. Probably Jessica, just because I'm so proud of the bitch.
Also, I lost count of how many times I used the word "bitch" in this entry.