This is why I play Ragnarok.

[i_nightblade]

For the record: Ryuujin = me (I was on my ninja), DI!Esper = memory_storm, avialle* = veggie (on her priest), and everyone else is Defiance people.

Also, this is probably not going to make sense to ANYONE.

Emo Fist : HI JOANNE
Vash Himura : hiiiii
Vash Himura : :3
Emo Fist : why arent you in defiance?
Ryuujin Anei : because defiance is gay
Vash Himura : LOL
*Adara* : actually
*Adara* : she's afraid
avialle* : wutevz mr dragon's gayer
*Adara* : because defiance is lesbian
Vash Himura : .....
Ryuujin Anei : lmao
*Adara* : and she's afraid for her ... thingie
Ryuujin Anei : I should talk
avialle* : LOL
Emo Fist : says the guy with a huge ass bow on his lower back
Ryuujin Anei : DI's the fruitiest guild EVER
avialle* : LOL
Ryuujin Anei : I CUT J00
avialle* : i think defiance is a closer second D:
*Adara* : you don't have
*Adara* : a high wiz
*Adara* : named fruitcake
*Adara* : in DI
avialle* : LMFAO YEAH
avialle* : I KEEP FORGETTING HE RENAMED
avialle* : LOOOOOL
Ryuujin Anei : we have esper
avialle* : i love defiesper
Ryuujin Anei : isn't that good enough?
avialle* : fruitcake is our esper
*Adara* : we have esper too
*Adara* : =p
Ryuujin Anei : lmao
Emo Fist : our esper
Emo Fist : is pretty hard to out-gay
avialle* : LMFAO
Vash Himura : LOL
*Adara* : yea
avialle* : this is true
Ryuujin Anei : DI!esper outgays him
Ryuujin Anei : omg
Ryuujin Anei : I CHALLENGE DEFIANCE
Ryuujin Anei : TO A GAY-OFF
Emo Fist : do you see phoenix's guild title ?
avialle* : i think diesper and defiesper should have a gay fight.
Emo Fist : like above me
Ryuujin Anei : YOU BRING YOUR ESPER
Emo Fist : yah
Ryuujin Anei : WE BRING OURS
Emo Fist : case closed
avialle* : LMFAO
[Ryuujin Anei : hey esper]
*Adara* : make sure
*Adara* : your esper
*Adara* : brings vaseline
[Ryuujin Anei : Defiance and us are having a gay-off]
Emo Fist : your on defi turf here
avialle* : LOL
Emo Fist : dont make me tie you up and let esper have his way with you
*Adara* : he's gonna need it
avialle* : oh lawdy D:
Ryuujin Anei : lmaooooo
[Ryuujin Anei : their esper vs you]
avialle* : LOL DIESPER TOLD ME TO YELL AT DEFIESPER
avialle* : FOR "STEALING HIS NAME"
avialle* : so i told esper
Ryuujin Anei : LMAOOOO
avialle* : and he was like UMMMM JUST FOR THE RECORD
avialle* : I TOTALLY WAS NAMED ESPER BEFORE HIM
avialle* : and i was like yeah i don't care lmfao
avialle* : grats on minstrel kyle
avialle* : COME BACK

I had to include "grats on minstrel kyle" because that will never stop being funny. (srsly.)