well im 15 so u cnt call me a pedo
As Lina would say: oh, Iceland.
I've ended up faving the cake song, the pirate song, and the bing-bang-ring-a-ding-a-dong song on YouTube. I wholly expect the police to arrest me for child porn within the next few days.
Also: I just raped my cousin. My cousin is a cute girl. She's 12, with blonde hair, a nice petite (yet not too petite, she's got curves in all the right places) frame and pretty blue eyes. She's a sweet little loli, which made it even more great to pentrate her.
It started off with us playing Super Monkey Ball. She wasn't very good at it, but I was a master. She was having trouble getting past level 2. So I told her to come over here. She sat on my lap as we both grasped the controller. My boner was rising.
I helped her beat it, and she kissed me on the cheek. My boner was about to jump out of my pants and do a clog dance in my ass. Since my arms were already around her, I continued in the capacity, and she settled in my lap as I began beating stage 17.
Since you only need one hand to play monkey ball, I used my other to rub her leg. And as the stages went up and up, I inched my hand closer and closer towards her panties. As I began lifting up her skirt, she became uncomfortable. She tried to push my hand back, but I kept on rubbing her vagina through her panties.
"What are you doing?" she asked. I covered her mouth. "I'm going to have some fun with you, little miss," I replied back. I pushed her up against a dresser. I lifted up her skirt, than pulled her panties aside and began fucking her. She began crying. "No, stop, you asshole, stop!"
I just kept on pumping harder. She kept on crying harder as I ripped her hymen like a dog eating a piece of meat. Then suddenly, "Yes, yes!" she screamed. She was aroused, she liked it. Alright! This means i'm scott free. I began fucking her as hard as possible.
"YES, YES! OH GOD, YES!" she cried.
"I LOVE IT!" she screamed.
My sperm came closer to being released inside her...
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
"THAT SMELL IS AMAZING!" she screamed.
I stopped. "What?" I asked her. Suddenly a fat nigger popped out behind the couch.
"And dats da power of Pine-Sol!"
Not work-safe. Also, loli, non-con, and pine freshness.
This is why I love /b. (Well, that and the Osaka thread, which is almost as...something.)
[edit]OH DEAR GOD ONE HYPHEN AND OMG JESUS.
I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I've ended up faving the cake song, the pirate song, and the bing-bang-ring-a-ding-a-dong song on YouTube. I wholly expect the police to arrest me for child porn within the next few days.
Also: I just raped my cousin. My cousin is a cute girl. She's 12, with blonde hair, a nice petite (yet not too petite, she's got curves in all the right places) frame and pretty blue eyes. She's a sweet little loli, which made it even more great to pentrate her.
It started off with us playing Super Monkey Ball. She wasn't very good at it, but I was a master. She was having trouble getting past level 2. So I told her to come over here. She sat on my lap as we both grasped the controller. My boner was rising.
I helped her beat it, and she kissed me on the cheek. My boner was about to jump out of my pants and do a clog dance in my ass. Since my arms were already around her, I continued in the capacity, and she settled in my lap as I began beating stage 17.
Since you only need one hand to play monkey ball, I used my other to rub her leg. And as the stages went up and up, I inched my hand closer and closer towards her panties. As I began lifting up her skirt, she became uncomfortable. She tried to push my hand back, but I kept on rubbing her vagina through her panties.
"What are you doing?" she asked. I covered her mouth. "I'm going to have some fun with you, little miss," I replied back. I pushed her up against a dresser. I lifted up her skirt, than pulled her panties aside and began fucking her. She began crying. "No, stop, you asshole, stop!"
I just kept on pumping harder. She kept on crying harder as I ripped her hymen like a dog eating a piece of meat. Then suddenly, "Yes, yes!" she screamed. She was aroused, she liked it. Alright! This means i'm scott free. I began fucking her as hard as possible.
"YES, YES! OH GOD, YES!" she cried.
"I LOVE IT!" she screamed.
My sperm came closer to being released inside her...
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
"THAT SMELL IS AMAZING!" she screamed.
I stopped. "What?" I asked her. Suddenly a fat nigger popped out behind the couch.
"And dats da power of Pine-Sol!"
Not work-safe. Also, loli, non-con, and pine freshness.
This is why I love /b. (Well, that and the Osaka thread, which is almost as...something.)
[edit]OH DEAR GOD ONE HYPHEN AND OMG JESUS.
I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy