And just because I love you guys:
Make-and-bake clay levee! Also includes instructions for making your own National Guard (though the one I made, unfortunately, turned out more like FEMA) and your own rescue helicopter.
And the real
genesis of this title.
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Thank you,
Mike Godwin. Just the mere thought of there being a FEMA Rap! For Kidz! is enough to make me lawlkake. (afhdjafhdsja I keep forgetting that it's "bukkake" not "bukakke" I thought from reading Sexy Losers I'd have learned the difference.)
And yes, that's the
Godwin guy of
Godwin's Law fame.