«There is no life without pr0n.»
«Where's your pr0n?»
«Feel good with pr0n.»
«pr0n for a professional image.»
«I fall for pr0n.»
And, of course:
«I love pr0n.»
Ah, sloganizer.
Also:
«Can you feel Harry Potter's marvelous 12-incher?» This is so getting used in the next HP flamewar.
«punany - go for the game.»
«punany, you'll love it!»
«Feel the magic of sorority girls.»
«There's lots of fun in teh kabal.» - FW-exclusive.
«It's your boobies!» - I just love the amazement.