Damn You, Citrus Fruits

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I went to the evil doctor today, and he said that the most likely reason for my incessant stomach-aches is the all orange juice and lemonade I drink. Apparently the citric acid is making my stomach rot away. OK, maybe not, but, it's not very good for it. So I need to cut down on the OJ consumption, which shall be hard because as you all know I live off the stuff.

In other news, I think Kevin Muller needs to die for his horribly evil challenges.

I think I'll retire to bed early tonight.