Oct 14, 2009 12:33
What kind of strip club customer are you?
Are you there to celebrate a specific occasion?
Are you a very, very lonely, painfully lonely man?
Are you in a relationships that could use therapy?
Recently divorced?
An alcoholic who goes to topless clubs to get drunk with a nice view?
Are you there with your bi-sexual wife or GF?
Did you make your now uncomfortable Gf or wife accompany you?
Who are you?
Once there, are you a predator, reaching, grabbing, licking, pulling on the dancer and trying to force her beyond her boundaries, legal boundaries, the laws of common decency?
Are you the type who really does NOT want a dancers butt in your face or on your lap? Are you that guy who doesn't appreciate the stripper slide or grinding and just wish for a visual & energetic experience?
Do you wish you were that guy?
Are you the guy that asks dancers to dance for each other? You know most of us hate that, right?
Do you tip dancers on stage, for sitting and talking with you & after dances?
Are you there to flirt? Do you actually think you can find a GF in the strip club?
Do you come in to be verbally abusive to women because you have no power in the relationships you have with women outside of the club?
Are you the one who came in several times with your buddies, the whole while thinking you were better than everyone there, especially the dumb strippers?
Were you the one who thought he could rescue the strippers? Do you know how many pitiful life stories were fabricated for your listening pleasure? Oh, I know, you're that guy that comes in for the drinks or the food, who doesn't ever buy dances cause you think you're part of the clubs fabric. You're that regular who thinks the dancers, bartenders, managers, and doormen all love you. We don't. We're actually annoyed that you don't spend much money and take up our time with your boring stories. You're the reason dancers hate dancing on stage when the club isn't busy- we resent you getting a free show.
Or maybe you're the guy who came in to steal our stories and put them in film. Your ego is so inflated you can't see past it to the reality that your perspective of the club s not only superficial, it's not even entertaining.
You're that bore aren't you?
asshole customers