All within 10 minutes
Today:
My cat died.
I opened a letter that informs me that I have 60 days to pay off a debt before I'm arrested for "tax evasion."
A cop came to inspect my house because someone told him I was a drug dealer. (I am certainly not.)
Later I learned that handlebars are easily replaced with a 24 pack of Mirror Pond Pale Ale. Works just as well.
Strange day today.
My cat died.
I opened a letter that informs me that I have 60 days to pay off a debt before I'm arrested for "tax evasion."
A cop came to inspect my house because someone told him I was a drug dealer. (I am certainly not.)
Later I learned that handlebars are easily replaced with a 24 pack of Mirror Pond Pale Ale. Works just as well.
Strange day today.