Hahaha comical
The Captain is a girl at work who is awesome but is blunt and bossy and it's hilarious..until she bosses us TOO much but shes acctually said everything on this list lol
This is what i do at work when im bored and pretending to be busy so the Captain won't give me all of her work to do haha
Top 10 Things You Never Want To Hear From The Captain
10. Are you going to eat that? (Because she will)
9. Quit ringing that bell!!!! (Because she means it)
8. I need a favor (We need a break!)
7. "Shoot me" (Because we will)
6. File these (WHY LORD???!)
5. "Helloooo?" or "Yesssss"? (Please don't hurt us ..Sir)
4. "Will you..?" (Because we can't move mountains or make fire from water)
3. I've got my own problems (We know)
2. "There's nothing to do in the winter but eat and have sex" (Read a book, take a walk, watch a movie, play a game, call someone...)
1. Are you bored? (We're bored, but not THAT bored
This is what i do at work when im bored and pretending to be busy so the Captain won't give me all of her work to do haha
Top 10 Things You Never Want To Hear From The Captain
10. Are you going to eat that? (Because she will)
9. Quit ringing that bell!!!! (Because she means it)
8. I need a favor (We need a break!)
7. "Shoot me" (Because we will)
6. File these (WHY LORD???!)
5. "Helloooo?" or "Yesssss"? (Please don't hurt us ..Sir)
4. "Will you..?" (Because we can't move mountains or make fire from water)
3. I've got my own problems (We know)
2. "There's nothing to do in the winter but eat and have sex" (Read a book, take a walk, watch a movie, play a game, call someone...)
1. Are you bored? (We're bored, but not THAT bored