Being a GIRL!

Oct 24, 2005 18:45


Why I love being a Girl!

1) I will always be Daddies little girl.

2) Boys who make me feel like a fairy, and they want the magic!

3) I don’t have a PENIS, nothing swinging around between my legs.

4) I can have both long and short hair, and not be stereo-typed for it.

5) Make-up is breathtaking!

6) Cravings at the beginning, threw, and end of my “green-eyed Monster!”

7) I get to experience the most captivating event in life, carrying and delivering another human being! Something men, even GAY men will never experience.

8.) when I want I get!

9) When guys “take advantage”

10) finding my mate! Unlike guys, from what I read girls are a little more into finding the right guy!

Why I hate being a girl!

A) Maybe it is just me, but how is it fair, that I have to not only have a visit from my “Green-eyed monster” but I’m forced to take pills to prevent myself from having mistakes! So every day of my life I’m forced to take these pills, and if I don’t I’ll conceive a child… it’s a lose - lose!

B) If a guy has a one night stand, it’s a piece of ass, for a girl… its feeling sickening all the next day.

C) Knowing that someday, when I do choose to start a family, I have to gain weight and go threw tons of hours of pain.. All for HIM.

I guess I’m just pissed at my body!

Tell me why you love and hate being a GIRL!

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