Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I pushed
lethally_yours in the mud (-17 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
orange_rainbowz (-5000 points). In September I bought porn for
blinkergrl06 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4367 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
i_luv_darkness