I get coal too.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I pushed samtwopointoh in the mud (-17 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole iveseen_toomuch's purse (30 points). In August I gave lets_startagain a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for afortunateson (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
i-loverocknroll