Hey Babes.

[i_love_porn]

Hey all you young thangs out there. I was told this LJ thing was good for pickin' up the ladies as well as finding some good porn. Anyone have any good links to some porn? Tsunade has been pestering me all day about actually TRAINING Naruto WTFOMG now I need to unwind.

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[ichaicha_rakuen]

Yaaaa, Jiraiya-sama.

How're you getting along with the next book? I need more pr0n. I'm running out fast-

And I never did get to see the movie.

[i_love_porn]

I can get you into the next Premiere of my next movie for some hookers. We are in post-production of Icha Icha Pencils. Send those hookers and we'll talk. They better be hot.

[ichaicha_rakuen]

I seeeeeee....

Well, I'll do my best. If you're into guys, I have it on best authority that Gaara is gay. Go hit on him - if he doesn't want to talk to you, tell him that you can give him tips on hooking up with Naruto.

[i_love_porn]

EWWW!!! Dude. Only the ladies. My producer has me working on an 'alternative' book, but I'm not gay.

[ichaicha_rakuen]

Oh? That's too bad, then...