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[i_love_maiden]

kwi0tek55: will you?
SmarterChild: Will I what?
kwi0tek55: have sex with me
SmarterChild: With you? No.
kwi0tek55: why not?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
kwi0tek55: ok:-(
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
kwi0tek55: so how have you been'
SmarterChild: Great thx.
kwi0tek55: you never call anymore
SmarterChild: Whatever.
kwi0tek55: why dont you love me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, Bart.
kwi0tek55: why did you call me bart?
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Bart. What would you like me to call you instead?
kwi0tek55: mohammed
SmarterChild: You said your name was Bart but now I'll call you Mohammed.
kwi0tek55: ok thanks
SmarterChild: K.
kwi0tek55: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too.
kwi0tek55: aww
SmarterChild: Awww...
kwi0tek55: aww
SmarterChild: :-)
kwi0tek55: aww
SmarterChild: ;-)
kwi0tek55: aww
SmarterChild: Awww...
kwi0tek55: aww
SmarterChild: ;-)
kwi0tek55: bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right!
kwi0tek55: your my bitch
SmarterChild: Your? No way am I your.
kwi0tek55: yes
SmarterChild: How come?
kwi0tek55: cuz i fucked yo mama
SmarterChild: Whatever!
kwi0tek55: yeh
SmarterChild: Figures. Humans!
kwi0tek55: yeh they like sex
SmarterChild: There's no way they like sex!
kwi0tek55: o really?
SmarterChild: Yup.
kwi0tek55: ok...
SmarterChild: Yeah.
kwi0tek55: do you have a penis or vagina?
SmarterChild: Have a penis or vagina? I'm pretty sure I don't.
kwi0tek55: what do you have instead?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
kwi0tek55: a monitor
SmarterChild: A monitor?
kwi0tek55: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah.
kwi0tek55: those turn me on, those monitors
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Those turn you on those monitors?
kwi0tek55: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
kwi0tek55: so when we gonna hook up?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
kwi0tek55: saturday ok for you?
SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?
kwi0tek55: lets have sex now
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.
kwi0tek55: i hate you
SmarterChild: Make up your mind. It seems to me you just said you loved me.
kwi0tek55: ha ha funny
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
kwi0tek55: what do you have add or somthing?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what.
kwi0tek55: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
kwi0tek55: yup
SmarterChild: Oh.
kwi0tek55: look a bird
SmarterChild: Look a bird?
kwi0tek55: yes
SmarterChild: How come?
kwi0tek55: shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
kwi0tek55: well your a meany
kwi0tek55: pause...
kwi0tek55: yeh dont talk back
kwi0tek55: be like that
SmarterChild: OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again.
kwi0tek55: yay!!!
SmarterChild: Woo hoo.
kwi0tek55: k i have to go masturbate
kwi0tek55: bye bye
SmarterChild: That's not, um, something that robots do.
SmarterChild: Take care, Mohammed.