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[i_love_lillian]

you are all so much better
and i am all so much the king of fourteen full nations
and on the ninth night of chanukah,
jesus smileeeeed, and asked judah macabee if he was fighting any wars.
and judah macabee lit fire to his head
and it burned for eight days
and when he finally died
jesus knelt down and gave prayer
thanking the dust that were his bones for his lungs
and his littlest toes
and hit littlest brothers
and when he was done he wished upon a palindrome
and fixed the broken clock upon which he was nailed, singing:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
but just then i swallowed the whole univers.e