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Last night Justin, Heather and I went to Dennys after bowling at Cloverleaf (i got a high of 149. and its $2.50/game, $2.50/shoes on sundays after 8:30) We we're drawing on the place mats. I drew Mando's famous neck tie. We played Dots and Tic Tac Toe.
The important part of this post however was the game we invented. It doesnt have a name yet but it should be something ridiculous. It all came about because on the paper i wrote "Your Mom". Heather crossed out Your and wrote "Zack's" I then added "is awesome" she added a carrot that said "is not" and i added "at chess." The final sentence was "Zack's mom is not awesome at chess." At most you're only allowed to add two words at most per turn. This sparked us and the game began. Here are our results:
1. Zack's mom is not awesome at chess.
2. You wish you had fake eyes and cheetos on your mom's face after midnight madness.
3. Your face has super big boogers and aliens on its super big nose hair provided by your dentist's moobs.
4. I have to pee on my dog's head because he ate jellyfish to ease his vaginal farting.
5. I'm tired of people farting loudly on airplanes and sniffing like dogs on crack.
6. Once I was upon a rooster on swings jumping upside-down eating eagles tenderly with fish pastries before flossing that morning with angry butt pirates who only speak Irish.
7. Hot chocolate burns hyenas with stripes into military submission eating away to summer band camp.
8. Zombies, mostly are not quite awesome people who are born blind and/or deaf because they are fish in barrels that drown monkeys.
9. Poke things inappropriately daily to earn brownie points with adolescent strippers whom are gerbils dancing with grossly oversized puka shells under their armpits.
10. His brand new braces accidently got stuck and broke down there to ensure that they'd sing again for her wedding.
11. Rhyming flashlights with legs dance frantically on ice to score with bearded ladies.
12. Horrific legs eat beetles with seven lesbians that unknowingly break men's unusually large packages in half all the while jumping on fake boobies.
13. Quarters are awesomely inconvenient when buying vibrating seat warmers in public restrooms.
14. Phones are only okay if they give you groin cancer and/or pink-eye in bed at midnight movie marathons.
15. Most people drink pee to alleviate self-inflicted head spasms.
16. At 7-11.
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Hey folks... 4th of July party in Fremont. Save the date.
The important part of this post however was the game we invented. It doesnt have a name yet but it should be something ridiculous. It all came about because on the paper i wrote "Your Mom". Heather crossed out Your and wrote "Zack's" I then added "is awesome" she added a carrot that said "is not" and i added "at chess." The final sentence was "Zack's mom is not awesome at chess." At most you're only allowed to add two words at most per turn. This sparked us and the game began. Here are our results:
1. Zack's mom is not awesome at chess.
2. You wish you had fake eyes and cheetos on your mom's face after midnight madness.
3. Your face has super big boogers and aliens on its super big nose hair provided by your dentist's moobs.
4. I have to pee on my dog's head because he ate jellyfish to ease his vaginal farting.
5. I'm tired of people farting loudly on airplanes and sniffing like dogs on crack.
6. Once I was upon a rooster on swings jumping upside-down eating eagles tenderly with fish pastries before flossing that morning with angry butt pirates who only speak Irish.
7. Hot chocolate burns hyenas with stripes into military submission eating away to summer band camp.
8. Zombies, mostly are not quite awesome people who are born blind and/or deaf because they are fish in barrels that drown monkeys.
9. Poke things inappropriately daily to earn brownie points with adolescent strippers whom are gerbils dancing with grossly oversized puka shells under their armpits.
10. His brand new braces accidently got stuck and broke down there to ensure that they'd sing again for her wedding.
11. Rhyming flashlights with legs dance frantically on ice to score with bearded ladies.
12. Horrific legs eat beetles with seven lesbians that unknowingly break men's unusually large packages in half all the while jumping on fake boobies.
13. Quarters are awesomely inconvenient when buying vibrating seat warmers in public restrooms.
14. Phones are only okay if they give you groin cancer and/or pink-eye in bed at midnight movie marathons.
15. Most people drink pee to alleviate self-inflicted head spasms.
16. At 7-11.
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Hey folks... 4th of July party in Fremont. Save the date.