must alleviate this complicated life...
Before the "body" of this entry, the lyrics of a song that really fits my mood:
Well i woke this morning with a pain in my neck,
A pain in my heart and a pain in my chest,
I went to the good doctor and the good doctor said,
You gotta slow down your life or you're gonna be dead,
Cut out the struggle and strife,
It only complicates your life.
Well i cut down women i cut out booze,
I stopped ironing my shirts, cleaning my shoes,
I stopped going to work, reading the news,
I'm sitting twiddling my thumbs cos i got nothing to do,
Minimal exercise,
To help uncomplicate my life,
Gotta stand and face it life is so complicated,
Got to get away from the complicated life son,
Life is overrated, life is complicated,
Must alleviate this, complicated life.
Like old mother hubbard
I got nothin' in the cupboard,
Got no dinner and i got no supper,
Holes in my shoes i got holes in my socks,
I can't go to work cos i can't get a job,
The bills are rising sky high,
It's such a complicated life,
Gotta stand and face it,
Life is so complicated.
********I'm not whining, the song is supposed to be ironic. Also it's extremely good to chill out to, so that's why I picked it.*****
Things I would have Whined About Today if I was a Pessimist:
1. My stomach hurt earlier because I ate too much shrimp scampi and scallop-and-bacon pizza at Bertucci's.
2. My dog slobbered all over my face when I was trying to watch a baseball game.
3. My fingers hurt because I got lemon juice in my fingernails while trying to cut a lemon to put in my Sam Adams Summer Ale.
4. My sister's new favorite word is "methodical" and she uses it way too much. Oh and she wants to be a flute player. Got to beat that out of her.
5. I'm bored because there's no one at home in Londonderry right now. Can you tell?
Well i woke this morning with a pain in my neck,
A pain in my heart and a pain in my chest,
I went to the good doctor and the good doctor said,
You gotta slow down your life or you're gonna be dead,
Cut out the struggle and strife,
It only complicates your life.
Well i cut down women i cut out booze,
I stopped ironing my shirts, cleaning my shoes,
I stopped going to work, reading the news,
I'm sitting twiddling my thumbs cos i got nothing to do,
Minimal exercise,
To help uncomplicate my life,
Gotta stand and face it life is so complicated,
Got to get away from the complicated life son,
Life is overrated, life is complicated,
Must alleviate this, complicated life.
Like old mother hubbard
I got nothin' in the cupboard,
Got no dinner and i got no supper,
Holes in my shoes i got holes in my socks,
I can't go to work cos i can't get a job,
The bills are rising sky high,
It's such a complicated life,
Gotta stand and face it,
Life is so complicated.
********I'm not whining, the song is supposed to be ironic. Also it's extremely good to chill out to, so that's why I picked it.*****
Things I would have Whined About Today if I was a Pessimist:
1. My stomach hurt earlier because I ate too much shrimp scampi and scallop-and-bacon pizza at Bertucci's.
2. My dog slobbered all over my face when I was trying to watch a baseball game.
3. My fingers hurt because I got lemon juice in my fingernails while trying to cut a lemon to put in my Sam Adams Summer Ale.
4. My sister's new favorite word is "methodical" and she uses it way too much. Oh and she wants to be a flute player. Got to beat that out of her.
5. I'm bored because there's no one at home in Londonderry right now. Can you tell?