No One Wants to Fuck Mean Mommy
WE ARE NOT TWO WE ARE ONE:
(or me in a nutshell lately)
♥ I have mono, meaning a medical withdrawal from YOGA
♥ Promotion to Dialer Crew Leader
♥ Buying my first Strapless Bra
♥ Too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer // Sex in the City
♥ Triple Barrel Curling my hair often
♥ Significant smoking intake decrease
♥ Sleeping on springs in my spine
♥ New black china flats and brown slouchy boots
♥ Cosmos on the rooftop at Stella's with my mom and Jillian
♥ Political and Environmental overload, at work, at school, at home
♥ Obsessed with plucking my eyebrows
♥ Jaws special features and nervous facial ticks
♥ I guess it's fall
I want a new book to read, a new pair of nice fitting skinny jeans, lymph nodes that aren't the size of lemons, more front porch hangout, far away friends returned home, and a jelly filled donut, right now.