Filtered from that Divine Guy

[i_like_red]

So er... everyone's seen that post by that guy who calls himself "Divine" on the community, right

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[captaindarkness]

Read your lease. 8U

[i_like_red]

For the apartmen--

... you bastard. How small was the small print for that!? I didn't see anything on it about giving you the rights to my life story!

[captaindarkness]

It didn't say it in quite that way. ::Taps fingers together.:: It was in less specific terms.

[i_like_red]

Less specific terms?

[captaindarkness]

Legalese.

[i_like_red]

...is that a different language or something?

[captaindarkness]

It's the words they use in courts.

Though, thinking of it, asking for your life stories as part of the lease is a bit much. e,e

[i_like_red]

You only now just realized that? Of course it's a bit much!

[captaindarkness]

Would be asking you to get me goat's blood be enough of a replacement?

[i_like_red]

How in the hell would I get goat's blood?

Besides, isn't it a bit late now? You kinda already sold on my life story as it is!

[captaindarkness]

We could always draw up a new lease and go to court for it. o.o

... Go to a farm?

[i_like_red]

I'm... not really good with legal stuff...
...besides I'd have to discuss it with Asuka first, we're both kinda annoyed with this.

We live in the middle of a city! There's no farms!
And how would I even the blood from the go---
...urgh, just not gonna bother with it.

[captaindarkness]

Kill the goat? ?.?

[i_like_red]

I'm not killing any goats!!