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[i_like_red]

We need to have a little chat.

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[thefifthmonarch]

Mommy had a hard night last night and she's having a hangover. z_z

[i_like_red]

...I need to talk about these Dark Synchros of yours.

[thefifthmonarch]

Keep it down please, you're making the lights too bright. z_z

[i_like_red]

Oh for the...
...I need to talk about your damn Dark Synchros!

[thefifthmonarch]

Kids won't listen to me.

I shouldn't feel drunk. I'm god, I never get drunk... I never sleep...

God, I feel wasted.

[i_like_red]

I need to talk about why your "company" is giving out more when they're clearly dangerous!

[thefifthmonarch]

Better world.

Do you know any cures a cosmic horror can take to get rid of a hangover. Cold shower isn't working.

[i_like_red]

Better world!? How can they make a better world!?

...I've never had a hangover before but uh...try painkillers?

[thefifthmonarch]

Cause they will. It all has to do with the thingy.

... I don't think they work on gods, sweety.

[i_like_red]

...the "thingy".
Okay so, I'm told to contact the CEO of your company which is you, so I decide to do things this way and actually talk to you and you're drunk.

I'll try again tomorrow. Try and stay sober.

[thefifthmonarch]

Not drunk. Gods don't get drunk.

And yes, thingy. It's the thingy, you see?

[i_like_red]

Well it's obviously affecting you because you aren't answering me with much sense!

Unless you're just pretending to piss me off.

I don't know what the "thingy" is!

[thefifthmonarch]

Don't have reason to lie. The truth is more terrifying.

Mmm....

Okay. Dark Synchro. I need to understand human ethics and how strong the human spirit is. God. I feel like shit. What the hell happened last night. I haven't had a headache this bad since I was human. Hell, I've never had a headache as god. z.z

Also, taking them. I'll sue you or something like that.

[i_like_red]

But they're dangerous! They made a Dark Armed Dragon spirit possess his partner and KILL TWENTY-ONE PEOPLE and even if Jin's failed merging of the worlds was partly to blame for that, don't you think it might happen again with another spirit if you make MORE of these!?

Plus they seems to have some bizarre effects on those who hold them, I dueled a guy just yesterday who was pretty much taken over by the Dark Synchro he had, despite the fact that he wanted to get RID of it!

[thefifthmonarch]

Not supposed to happen.

Spirits like Dark Armed Dragon and his brethren are supposed to be more unlikely then a stable microscopic Black Hole.

Kids are strange like that. At least Gottwald was of something relatively harmless.

They're harmless. Really. z_z

[i_like_red]

Well hell, it turned out it wasn't as unlikely as you throught and what if there's another spirit around that reacts to these Dark Synchros in a similar way!?