sarah u crack me up

[i_like_bigbutts]

sarahs conversation with herself to my away message

VryAccidentProne: hola
Auto response from MAngoDaiQUiri219: at the movies
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VryAccidentProne: im gonna leave you a message
VryAccidentProne: im gonna have a very funny convo by myself to you
VryAccidentProne: HI LIZ
VryAccidentProne: this isnt liz, its her twin long lost brother bob who is stalking her
VryAccidentProne: oh hi bob
VryAccidentProne: hi sarah
VryAccidentProne: how do you know my name
VryAccidentProne: ?
VryAccidentProne: i know everything about you
VryAccidentProne: huh! who told you?
VryAccidentProne: (scary whisper) was it the hotdog?
VryAccidentProne: OF COURSE it was the hotdog, hes tells me everthing about you, especially your deepest darkest secrets, like you very secretive passionate love for FOOD
VryAccidentProne: huuuuu! how dare you, you better not tell anybody about that, iv tryed SOOO hard to keep it a secret, and so far its worked
VryAccidentProne: but your so fat, everybody can tell
VryAccidentProne: im PURE muscle so HA
VryAccidentProne: well.......... "what you believe you will achive'
VryAccidentProne: huu! who told you my fortume
VryAccidentProne: are you that stupid, who do you think?
VryAccidentProne: uhhhhhhh
VryAccidentProne: i dont know
VryAccidentProne: YOU IDIOT, it was the hotdog
VryAccidentProne: fine, i dont wanna talk to you anymore, byes

read my last enty too i spent a long time writin that today