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[i_liek_cherries]

I'm going out on a date for the first time in...ever.

One man cannot eat a tub full of cherries. Believe me, I tried.

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[manliest_trap]

With Kujo, right. How cute. Where to?

...Curious, how much of it did you manage to eat?

[i_liek_cherries]

Just...out, for once. Been stuck in the apartment for too long.

...More than I really like to admit.

[manliest_trap]

Details, Kakyoin, details. I'm trying to imagine Kujo being romantic and failing miserably.

Did you just...pull up a chair and eat it? Or did you actually get naked and climb into the tub first?

[i_liek_cherries]

Don't feel like giving you details.

Er...well. I grabbed a bowl.

[manliest_trap]

You act so distant. Almost like I'm a bad guy. I'm hurt. I was his son in law at one point, you know.

Well, you're no fun at all, are you.

[i_liek_cherries]

I just don't feel the need for personal details to be public.

What answer would you have preferred?

[manliest_trap]

I'm technically your son. Sort of. I think. Actually...how old are you?

...I would have felt a lot more fulfilled if you'd told me that you'd stripped naked, poured yourself a glass of wine, and crawled into the tub. And ate the cherries like that.

[i_liek_cherries]

...I'm 18.

I might have. What's it to you?

[manliest_trap]

Just think about it. Kujo was my father in law. You're his live-in wife/boyfriend/whatever. That technically makes you my mother in law. And I'm six years older than you.
Heh, I love this place~

Now, Kakyoin, no reason to get all defensive. I don't think any less of you~ There's just no reason for a nice young man to miss out on the finer things in life.

[i_liek_cherries]

I'm still a man, you know.

I wasn't getting defensive...You just have some interesting ideas running through your head, don't you?

[manliest_trap]

Fine. My other-father-in-law, then.

When you've been living in a prison for half a decade, you learn to not worry about what others might think and just have fun. Really, Kakyoin, I'm sure your life would be more interesting if you acted on those little ideas in the dark corners of your mind.

[i_liek_cherries]

Slightly better and less emasculating.

I never said I didn't act on those odd little ideas.

[manliest_trap]

Can I still call you "mommy" occasionally?

Well that's a surprise. You seem like the goody-schoolboy type to me.

[i_liek_cherries]

...No. Please don't. I'll have to hurt you if you do.

Like I said, no one has to know about what I do in private.

[manliest_trap]

Oooh, that sounds like a challenge, Aki.

I'd like to~ I'm intrigued.

[i_liek_cherries]

Don't call me Aki. Keep it up and it might be a challenge.

Too bad.