Oct 12, 2005 23:26
recipe to ease boredom:
fill 1/4 bowl with salt
add milk,
syrup,
flour,
lots of baking soda,
a few spoonfuls of blueberries (or any other small, bright colored smushable fruit),
cinnamon
ginger
mix well
plunge hand into bowl of grey-blue puke-ish substance and indulge in the wonderful sensation on your skin
squeeze tiny berries in fist and watch explode
play with goo for approx. 1 hour
realize that you forgot you were bored.
recipe to ease heartache:
1 iced coffee
1 pack malboro lights
1 lighter
1 hefty slice chocolate cake to share
1 best friend who can keep a secret
1 open mind
1 open mouth for shit-talking.