I don't think I should have posted this. Pssh, whatever.
Holy shit. I feel like a freak.
So I'm fucking running to the nearest public restroom which was at McDonalds cause I had ot piss SOO MOTHER FUCKING BAD, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just couldn't hold it anymore I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE. I was having multiple fucking seizures just trying to hold it in. After pushing a few people and whatnot I see a $20 on the floor, and shit, I knew that if I stopped and picked it up my piss would just be goin all over the place...heh, so I stoped, turned around, nonchalantly picked up the $20 and was like FUCKKKKK!!! cause I felt like I was going to die, oh man. So I just fucking RAN to the urninal and LET THE FUCK GO. HOLY SHIT did that feel good, oh man. So then I leave the restroom and the people are staring at me, I noticed some hot chicks from my school and just gave them that "hey babe what's up call me" look and ran away. Later I notcied a small stain of piss on my pants and was liek HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa, man, I got $20.
I'm cold, and it's 4 in the morn and I'm sleepy, sooo I'm going to sleep.
Who doesn't piss their pants? COME ON.
Hahaha, I don't have problems. Trust me.
So I'm fucking running to the nearest public restroom which was at McDonalds cause I had ot piss SOO MOTHER FUCKING BAD, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just couldn't hold it anymore I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE. I was having multiple fucking seizures just trying to hold it in. After pushing a few people and whatnot I see a $20 on the floor, and shit, I knew that if I stopped and picked it up my piss would just be goin all over the place...heh, so I stoped, turned around, nonchalantly picked up the $20 and was like FUCKKKKK!!! cause I felt like I was going to die, oh man. So I just fucking RAN to the urninal and LET THE FUCK GO. HOLY SHIT did that feel good, oh man. So then I leave the restroom and the people are staring at me, I noticed some hot chicks from my school and just gave them that "hey babe what's up call me" look and ran away. Later I notcied a small stain of piss on my pants and was liek HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa, man, I got $20.
I'm cold, and it's 4 in the morn and I'm sleepy, sooo I'm going to sleep.
Who doesn't piss their pants? COME ON.
Hahaha, I don't have problems. Trust me.