Stolen from: comfrtblyconfsd
Q: What color is most reflective of you?
A: Gray.
Q: How did you get the idea for your diary name?
A: Uh...I dunno.
Q:What time were you born:
A: I don't ask these kinds of questions.
Q: What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing?
A: L7 - Pretend We're Dead
Q: Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
A: I'm not a freak, sorry.
Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
A: I don't memorize these things, geeze.
Q: Do you want a baby?
A: Why not.
Q: What does your mom do for a living?
A: She's in elementary school.
Q: What does your dad do for a living?
A: Not too sure.
Q: What is your pet's name?
A: Void.
Q: What color are your bedsheets?
A: Like, all colors...it's freaking annoying, I hate it.
Q: What are the last 3 digits of your phone number?
A: 203-90*-7557 ...it's there.
Q: What was the last concert you attended?
A: I don't remember.
Q: Who was with you?
A: Like, half of Connecticut.
Q: What was the last movie you saw?
A: Anal Adventures IV
Q: Who do you dislike most at this moment?
A: Whoever is reading this post.
Q: What food are you craving right now?
A: CLEMENTINES!!!!
Q: Did you dream last night?
A: Yeah, about you.
Q: What was the last tv show you watched?
A: Seinfeld.
Q: What is your fave piece of jewelry?
A: My wedding ring.
Q: What is to the left of you?
A: A door and a doorknob, and I think those are some batteries over there.
...
Yeah, they are.
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: CLEMENTINES!!!!
Q: Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
A: The whole sex is my best friend.
Q: Write a song lyric that's in your head?
A: "Shoot me up and fuck me like a whore."
Q: What song is that from?
A: "Anarchy" by KMFDM
Q: Who last imed you?
A: Jose, unfortunately.
Q: Where is your signifigant other right now?
A: I don't like Limp Bizkit that much anymore.
Q: Do you have a crush?
A: Don't think so.
Q: What shampoo do you use?
A: Eh, whatever's in reach.
Q: When was the last time you cut your hair?
A: Like, 2 days ago.
Q: Are you on any meds?
A: No...
Q: Do you have a mental disease?
A: Your guess is as good as mine, probably better, I dunno, yeah.
Q: What shirt are you wearing?
A: 100% cotton.
Q: What time is it?
A: 7:42 P.M.
Q: What is your fave frozen treat?
A: Ice.
Q: Are you sexy?
A: I'll give you an orgasm on the spot.
Q: Whats your favorite shopping store?
A: Ewww...
Q: Are you thirsty?
A: Fuck yes!
Q: Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
A: This is the stupidest question on here.
I'm standing up right now.
A: Gray.
Q: How did you get the idea for your diary name?
A: Uh...I dunno.
Q:What time were you born:
A: I don't ask these kinds of questions.
Q: What song are you playing now, or wish you were playing?
A: L7 - Pretend We're Dead
Q: Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
A: I'm not a freak, sorry.
Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
A: I don't memorize these things, geeze.
Q: Do you want a baby?
A: Why not.
Q: What does your mom do for a living?
A: She's in elementary school.
Q: What does your dad do for a living?
A: Not too sure.
Q: What is your pet's name?
A: Void.
Q: What color are your bedsheets?
A: Like, all colors...it's freaking annoying, I hate it.
Q: What are the last 3 digits of your phone number?
A: 203-90*-7557 ...it's there.
Q: What was the last concert you attended?
A: I don't remember.
Q: Who was with you?
A: Like, half of Connecticut.
Q: What was the last movie you saw?
A: Anal Adventures IV
Q: Who do you dislike most at this moment?
A: Whoever is reading this post.
Q: What food are you craving right now?
A: CLEMENTINES!!!!
Q: Did you dream last night?
A: Yeah, about you.
Q: What was the last tv show you watched?
A: Seinfeld.
Q: What is your fave piece of jewelry?
A: My wedding ring.
Q: What is to the left of you?
A: A door and a doorknob, and I think those are some batteries over there.
...
Yeah, they are.
Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: CLEMENTINES!!!!
Q: Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
A: The whole sex is my best friend.
Q: Write a song lyric that's in your head?
A: "Shoot me up and fuck me like a whore."
Q: What song is that from?
A: "Anarchy" by KMFDM
Q: Who last imed you?
A: Jose, unfortunately.
Q: Where is your signifigant other right now?
A: I don't like Limp Bizkit that much anymore.
Q: Do you have a crush?
A: Don't think so.
Q: What shampoo do you use?
A: Eh, whatever's in reach.
Q: When was the last time you cut your hair?
A: Like, 2 days ago.
Q: Are you on any meds?
A: No...
Q: Do you have a mental disease?
A: Your guess is as good as mine, probably better, I dunno, yeah.
Q: What shirt are you wearing?
A: 100% cotton.
Q: What time is it?
A: 7:42 P.M.
Q: What is your fave frozen treat?
A: Ice.
Q: Are you sexy?
A: I'll give you an orgasm on the spot.
Q: Whats your favorite shopping store?
A: Ewww...
Q: Are you thirsty?
A: Fuck yes!
Q: Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
A: This is the stupidest question on here.
I'm standing up right now.