Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole friendof_llamas's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I donated bone marrow to samoseyeballs in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I put gum in __jamiekixas5__'s hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1046 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
i_kiss_llamas