ugh
the other night a friend of mine, who i havent hung out with in forever because he's a bit of a clubber douche and i dont really like that crowd AT ALL, came by work and said he was getting drinks later at a local bar and his girlfriend was bringing a friend i'd like and i should go with.
blind dateish haha
anyway....yeah. this girl was fine, dont get me wrong, but every time she opened her mouth i just thought "aww, thats a shame." and was pretty much looking for a chance to bail all night long. she told this long story about her plans to stay with some dude in l.a. who's got some huge house with a gate and fountains and blah blah blah and when she was done i said something along the lines of "thats nice....if you're in to that sort of thing" .....crickets. which, granted, at this point i'd already figured out who this girl was and that was pretty much the reaction i expected. eventually my friend started laughing because he figured out what was going on. and we just kinda played with her the rest of the night. this girl had absolutely no sense of humor and i just cant stand that. at all. so, needless to say, she's a girl i don't plan on seeing again.
AAAND twice this week-FUCKING TWICE-i have bumped into my apartment complex crush, this sweet and seemingly down to earth blonde, more cute than hot, who i adore for some reason even though we've only said 4 words to eachother, and both times i have failed to ask her out. the first time i saw her, her dog started barking at mine as it always does but i was too tired (645am saturday) to form the words "hey, lets hang out sometime withOUT the dogs" and today, i was talking out the garbage, fumbling with the bag and the leash and i looked up and there she was, kinda laughing at me. all i did was say 'hey!' and kept walking to the garbage can, the thinking being its not a good idea to ask a girl out whilst holding a bag of garbage. and then i realized, i totally coulda done it god dammit.
ugh.
blind dateish haha
anyway....yeah. this girl was fine, dont get me wrong, but every time she opened her mouth i just thought "aww, thats a shame." and was pretty much looking for a chance to bail all night long. she told this long story about her plans to stay with some dude in l.a. who's got some huge house with a gate and fountains and blah blah blah and when she was done i said something along the lines of "thats nice....if you're in to that sort of thing" .....crickets. which, granted, at this point i'd already figured out who this girl was and that was pretty much the reaction i expected. eventually my friend started laughing because he figured out what was going on. and we just kinda played with her the rest of the night. this girl had absolutely no sense of humor and i just cant stand that. at all. so, needless to say, she's a girl i don't plan on seeing again.
AAAND twice this week-FUCKING TWICE-i have bumped into my apartment complex crush, this sweet and seemingly down to earth blonde, more cute than hot, who i adore for some reason even though we've only said 4 words to eachother, and both times i have failed to ask her out. the first time i saw her, her dog started barking at mine as it always does but i was too tired (645am saturday) to form the words "hey, lets hang out sometime withOUT the dogs" and today, i was talking out the garbage, fumbling with the bag and the leash and i looked up and there she was, kinda laughing at me. all i did was say 'hey!' and kept walking to the garbage can, the thinking being its not a good idea to ask a girl out whilst holding a bag of garbage. and then i realized, i totally coulda done it god dammit.
ugh.