Feb 20, 2008 11:01
1. Pick some of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions.
1. Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off-but it's better if you do.
2. I have three Dobermans and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.
3. They fell in love, didn't they?
4. I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.
5. The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vamonos, amigos," he whispered and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.
6. Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV and then The Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz and you were like "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it and but oh no, we should just make out instead la la la."
7. Ah it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.
8. "No duh" is a product of fear.
9. I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guest room
-Well I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh. George would be more comfortable if he wasn't dying.
10. With a gun barrel between your teeth, you only speak in vowels.
11. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
12. I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as possible and how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get or gyms you join or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends...you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have been misunderstood.
13. But for now let me say, without hope or agenda-just because it's Christmas and at Christmas you tell the truth: to me, you are perfect and my wasted heart will love you until you look like this.
14. Oh yeah, and one more thing, from now on we're going to have alternate dinner music because frankly, and I don't think I'm alone here, I'm tired of this Lawrence Welk shit!
15. 60% of the time it works every time.