Thanks to the magic of craigslist

[i_heart_vag]

Well I am 400 dollars richer but I am out one wonderful little car.  It's been a very good four years with you little red car.  You've been stubborn but helpful.  Hard to turn the steering wheel but hardly lethargic.  You've taken me to concerts and parties and headlands.  You've housed reunions, cuddles, sex, drunkenness.  You've carried some of the best people I've known my  entire life.   Pour one for a homie ladies and gentleman.

R.I.P. The Rouge Bitch

-matt