MCR QUOTES

Dec 27, 2010 02:20

-.-' I hate it when i accidentally click on one of the bookmarks while i'm typing up an entry...i navigate away from the page and everything is deleted.... *sigh*

ANYWAYYYS, as I was saying before i fucking let my finger slip, I follow this thing on Twitter called MCRquotes, and there's some funny quotes listed. xD

Fan: "William Beckett says to go see Jonas Brothers 3D instead of Watchmen."
Gerard: "I have no idea who he is but he is out of his mind."

That one about killed me xD

Gerard: "The heat ain't never gonna break me... I did Warped in a bulletproof vest."

Gerard: (about Bandit) "I think she's going to be a lady wrestler... almost positive of it."

Gerard: (about Bandit) "She's the best. She loves watching animals and yelling at them... like a crazy old lady in the park."

Gerard: "I can one-hand a diaper change sucka!"

G: "Best part about the block feature is that it asks "are you sure you want to block this person?" ..like I need to give it deep thought.."

Fan: "I'm reading a MCR/Harry Potter fanfic." Gerard: "The fact that exists blows my mind. I better be Slytherin is all I'm saying..."

Fan: "You should go see the Hannah Montana movie with me."
Gerard: "I would rather punch myself with chainsaw."

Q: "Are you and Marilyn Manson still on bad terms?"
Gerard: "I don't think we were ever actually on "good" terms."

Q: "Harry Potter or Twilight?" Gerard: "HP."

The only LOGICAL answer...

Gerard: "I used to recreate my favourite comics to learn how to draw."

That's exactly how i'm learning how to draw humans at the moment :3 How cool is that? I just now learned this, so it's not like i was copying him...i'm not gonna lie, i do that sometimes, because he's my fucking HERO, but seriously, we learned how to draw from comics.  :3

Gerard: "I love all animals. But I am allergic to cats."

Frank during Im Not Okay: "We want beer" (instead of 'trust me')

Not sure where that came from, but it's so Frank. xD

Gerard: (onstage) "This guy in the pit never got the memo... If you don't like MCR, wait outside for your girlfriend. But I like him no matter what, 'cause he's cute."

Way to freak out the haterz xD

Frank: "Ray is our heavy metal-alibi, but he grew up on a lot of classical music as well. I was brought up listening to blues punk rock and hardcore, and Gerard's blood pumps brit pop."

Interviewer: "Frank, did you not get the black jeans memo?!" Frank: "No, yeah... Um... They're in the wash."

Gerard: "The image that's going to stick in my head from this year is watching Bandit run around with a fistful of balloons. She was like a crazy person tearing ass all over the house!"

Ray: "I don't know how you could fail to notice that someone you were driving with wasn't in the van..."

Gerard: "We can't play Russia."
Interviewer: "They banned you from Russia? Why?" G
erard: "For 'promoting a negative lifestyle'."

Fan: "Did you dress up for your Birthday/Halloween?" Frank: "Yes, I was a banana."

Fan: "You should post a picture of your new pants."
Frank: "No, don't be creepy... they are my private pants."

only Frank would have 'private pants' xD

Frank: If your hair has to be tucked into your back pocket in order to walk and you're not locked in a fairytale tower god should smack you. http://twitpic.com/epjbh

Frank: This is one of my favorite pictures ever... I figured why not share it. enjoi xo http://twitpic.com/mspzd

Frank: "Fruit attacking young children is my 4th favorite thing in the world."

Fan: "Don't go and see Harry Potter 6. The ending is so gay!"
Frank: "I take it you didn't like the Harry/Dumbledore blowjob scene?"

O_o what movie was he watching?!!

Frank: "Shouldn't America's got talent be judged by Americans with talent? Just an observation."

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a boy or a girl. What does running like a girl mean anyway?
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

And that, children, is the origins of my username. :3

Fan: "I would say you're productive."
Frank: "...And you would be wrong, my dear."

Frank: "If you lose count of how many cookies you ate the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.

Mikey: "I heart coffee." Frank: "And I heart Wifi."

Q: "You're all married now, aren't you?"
G: "Yeah. Me and Frank have babies."
Interviewer: "I didn't think you were married to eachother..."

Hellz fucking yes

Gerard: (about whether or not the kids will come along on tour) "No, you cannot touch them. Is that why you're asking?"

Okay, if i find that interview, i'll post it. xD It's so damn funny.

Sorry, done now. ^-^ There's only a few of you who will care about this epically long post. xD I tried to find more Mikey and Ray quotes, but there's not very many. :(

quotes, music

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