Tonight we're going to party like it's 1776.
Yea, birth of the nation, wut.
Random questions posed for answering (please!):
1. Can you tie someone up with their own hair?
2. Can YOU believe it's not butter?
3. Where did Fabio learn how to act? And how much gasoline would it take to burn that shit down (as a service to humanity as a whole)?
So, kids, the lesson for today is:
Romance novels only agitate the frustration that fourty-something housewives are already experiencing, in the bedroom and in life in general.
JUST SAY NO.
Random questions posed for answering (please!):
1. Can you tie someone up with their own hair?
2. Can YOU believe it's not butter?
3. Where did Fabio learn how to act? And how much gasoline would it take to burn that shit down (as a service to humanity as a whole)?
So, kids, the lesson for today is:
Romance novels only agitate the frustration that fourty-something housewives are already experiencing, in the bedroom and in life in general.
JUST SAY NO.